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April 23, 2004

Even People in VT Can Suck

I wonder if mass meme might get it back? Sigh.

So here's a message to the bastard who stole my camera. I hope you realize that each time you lift it to your eye to snap a photo it will suck a bit of your soul out of your body. Each picture you print will be stained with an ugliness that Photoshop can't edit out. Every click of the shutter will snip a little more of your humanity away. [via bobtrancho.net]

Posted by callalillie at April 23, 2004 8:06 AM | La Familia

COMMENTS


We've talked about the fact that my name was engraved on the body and that the Trancho name is known locally because your mother is a prinicpal, so it's possible that it might turn up. It's just as likely that the thief would toss it in a dumpster once he/she relaized that it is engraved.

Posted by: bobtrancho at April 23, 2004 8:11 AM

on the bright side - I just ordered a Canon 300D (Digital Rebel)

Posted by: bobtrancho at April 23, 2004 8:15 AM

Is that the SLR? So you took my advice... :P

Posted by: corie at April 23, 2004 9:12 AM

I think your camera may have been stolen by a 28-year-old ne'er-do-well who is just barely holding on the the latest job as a filing clerk, living with his nine cats and one litter pan in Ann Arbor.

Posted by: mp at April 23, 2004 12:51 PM

he just came to Manchester, Vermont for the Phish reunion

Posted by: bobtrancho at April 23, 2004 7:51 PM

Hey man, they haven't played their homestate in, like, eight years! That's cause for celebration, or at least a shower. It's been awhile.

Posted by: mp at April 23, 2004 8:42 PM

I seriously take offense to the 28 yr old ne'er comment thingy. Seriously.

Posted by: Jason at April 23, 2004 11:06 PM

is it the 28 or the ne'er?

Posted by: bobtrancho at April 24, 2004 10:06 AM

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